The day the dog ate my homework
Last night I had a horrible dream! At first, the dream seemed like a normal dream. I was wandering around a huge hospital and it was very quiet, no nurses, no doctors, there didn't seem to be any patients either. The light was bright and the hallway was clean and crisp and pleasant. I peeked into tidy spacious uninhabited rooms. I didn't know what or whom I was looking for, but I kept checking rooms. I came to a large room. Nothing in it, but in the far corner a man was slightly propped up in a small bed. It was a high bed, almost looked lofted up. A large brown blanket covered him from his neck and hung down like a silky cloak and flared out on the floor. I thought the man was dead, he was dead still and his mouth gaped open. I hurried closer to him to check if he was still breathing and suddenly, his eyes popped open. He stared at me and I froze. He appeared surprised to see me, but he didn't flinch, he seemed relaxed. I realized I was looking at Donald Trump! Then, I noticed a rustling movement under the long brown blanket. Now, I felt like I was really intruding on something. When, before I could leave, the Donald began inching up the blanket and it slowly rose above the floor. He calmly stared at me and I watched as the blanket came over his toes and legs and revealed my dog, my cute little dog, and he was eating Donald Trump's penis! I was horrified! And then my dog stopped, turned to face me and he snarled and growled and gnashed his teeth at me. Donald Trump closed his eyes and inched the blanket back down over my dog and his legs until it fell and swept the floor. I was shocked and I didn't know what to do. I woke up in a panic this morning!